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A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 at 23:45:23 (PST)

*walks in like a lamb*

A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 at 23:57:37 (PST)

With go go boots....

A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, March 01, 2001 at 12:00:53 (PST)
You should look at this web page.

and a fist full of naners

A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, March 01, 2001 at 13:13:58 (PST)
You should look at this web page.

About the woman who said to PPX: "I owe you head and more. I'll be by to pick you up at 3:30..."

She's getting married! And not to PPX [thank you, Jesus]. To some guy named Keith.

Let that be a lesson to you johnny-come-quicklies on this list. Do like Ol' Popeye-X and choose wisely. Don't let your dick do your thinking for ya, you'll wind up IN HELL, like poor Keith.

A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, March 01, 2001 at 22:39:43 (PST)

Or MN, like Mugtoe;)

A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, March 02, 2001 at 03:33:49 (PST)

Or Massachusettes, like....oh nevermind.

A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, March 02, 2001 at 12:37:06 (PST)

lmao

A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, March 02, 2001 at 19:25:44 (PST)

I thought Massachuesettes were the female versions of the Massachus.

And Damnit, where'd my smiley go!!!

A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, March 03, 2001 at 14:39:29 (PST)

Alert the authorities!!!!

A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, March 03, 2001 at 14:55:56 (PST)

Luna, did you give a Luna smiley ball to Molly Hatchet?

I heard you were giving a ball to Molly Hatchet, then they'd give it to Badham, and then somebody is supposed to give Molly Hatchet head at that point.

A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, March 03, 2001 at 15:25:47 (PST)

Don't look at me, dammit. This is Lent.

A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, March 03, 2001 at 15:30:29 (PST)

Max is going to be pissed about this, but I just had to share this log from last night with you all.
Maybe he was drinking or something. The non-bullshit is in blue.

Mad_Max63: I will give them credit for requesting the last 4 SR71's that the Air Force had..

Mad_Max63: the most amazing plane ever built

DrForreste: yes i am familiar with your passion for the Blackbird... I am thinking maybe the penis shape has something to do with it

SLi: LMAO

DrForreste: cause that's what sends me

Mad_Max63 wonders if you are right

SLi: I know its arguably my fave ;)

Mad_Max63: I saw one fly when I was a kid

DrForreste: cool

Mad_Max63: My father was stationed at Tindel AFB

Mad_Max63: the thing sits on the tarmac with fuel leaking out of its wings

SLi: ohh that sounds safe

Mad_Max63: and that is normal

DrForreste: ?

Mad_Max63: the skin tightens up with speed and altitude

(FACT: The plane does indeed leak fuel while on the ground. The blackbird stretches about 6 inches during flight, due to the massive temperatures on its titanium hull, 600-900 degrees Fahrenheit.)

Mad_Max63: and it does both very well

Mad_Max63: they needed 5 million for parts to keep them in the inventory. Uncle Bill said no way...idiot

(FACT: In 1968, then Secretary of Defense Robert McNamara ordered its tooling destroyed as a consequence of changed Defense Department priorities, and that made it impossible to build another or supply parts. Clinton line-item vetoed funding for the SR-71 in 1997: "These are the items for which we don't really have a military requirement," Deputy Defense Secretary John Hamre told a news briefing in Washington, referring to all of the vetoed items, which included the SR-71. Each SR-71 mission costs about $200,000.)

Mad_Max63: So NASA saved them

(FACT: Indeed, NASA has the only three remaining operational SR-71s. They are used primarily for space shuttle research.)

DrForreste: what was their mission?

DrForreste: photos?

DrForreste: going fast and flying high is cool but

Mad_Max63: yes

DrForreste: we have satellites better equipped for that now don't we?

Mad_Max63: they used them in dessert storm because they could keep them over the battlefield

(FACT: No SR-71s were used in the Gulf War. The program was terminated on Nov. 22, 1989, more than a year before the Gulf War. They were brought back by Congress in September 1994.)

Mad_Max63: satellites still have to orbit and can't always be in the right place

(FACT: Geosynchronous orbit keeps satellites in the same position above the earth. That's what "geosynchronous" means. Duh.)

Mad_Max63: they also can fly under high cloud cover that satelites can't penitrate

(FACT: SR-71s normally fly at around 80,000 feet. Never, ever below clouds, where one could be shot down relatively easily.)

Mad_Max63 feels his perpeller spinning

DrForreste: that didn't help much

DrForreste: if i recall clouds fucked that whole thing up regardless

Mad_Max63: pretty much

Mad_Max63: but the blackbirds played an important part

(FACT: Not a single SR-71 flew between March 1990 and July 1991, anywhere, period. Desert Storm was in March 1991.)

DrForreste: if you say so

DrForreste: news to me

Mad_Max63: It was low key.. There were only 6 of them

(FACT: One Blackbird can survey 100,000 square miles in one hour. That area is many times larger than the entire Desert Storm Theatre.)


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, March 03, 2001 at 16:11:21 (PST)

Hey, hands off the SR-71. The finest plane on the force. Same goes for the SR-16, by Alesis. A classic. Another victim of Monica Lewinski. Its not fair.

A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, March 03, 2001 at 17:00:34 (PST)

Hey, I'm not saying it's not a great plane. But the first thing that came up when I entered "SR-71 Blackbird Gulf War" into a search engine was a report about Gen. Norman Schwarzkopf bemoaning the fact that the SR-71 was not available for use during the Gulf War, which intrigued me enough to dig a little deeper. Goddamned Internet, eh?

A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, March 03, 2001 at 20:08:16 (PST)

Normally this kinda shit wouldn't affect us Digital Amish but....

VeriSign Agrees To Give Up Domain


NEW YORK (AP) ÷ The company that keeps track of the most popular Internet addresses said Thursday it agreed to give up control of domain names ending in .org in exchange for extending rights to the lucrative .com names.

If approved, VeriSign Inc. would avoid having to sell part of its business to meet the terms of an existing contract with the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers, the organization selected by the U.S. government in 1998 to oversee Internet addresses.

The agreement calls for .org to be ultimately returned to the exclusive use of non-profit organizations. Although .org stands for organization, anyone could currently register such names.

Officials have yet to determine what would happen to names already claimed by companies and individuals under .org. Existing owners may have to give them up ``after some appropriate transition period.''

etc...etc...


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, March 04, 2001 at 00:33:11 (PST)

Technically yesterday was my birthday I am a day older and it sucks!

A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, March 04, 2001 at 01:13:03 (PST)

EEKS! Happy Birthday YESTERDAY Alice!!!

:)

A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, March 04, 2001 at 07:42:24 (PST)
You should look at this web page.

I was talking to Luna, and I asked her what she thought about the idea of giving a Luna smiley ball to Molly Hatchet in Kentucky, then them giving the smiley ball to Badham in Massachusetts, and then somebody giving Molly Hatchet head, to complete the transaction.

She said Molly Hatchet was "old and yucky".

lmao - we are so lucky to have a Luna like we have, I wonder if other bullboards have Lunas like ours?

A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, March 04, 2001 at 09:32:05 (PST)

Happy Birthday, Katherine, from your #1 fan, PPX!

A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, March 04, 2001 at 11:47:33 (PST)
You should look at this web page.

they were old and yucky. and this one fat dude on guitar had the biggest hair iv'e seen since the 80's. luna knows who i'm talking about. anyway they played pretty fuckin mean but thats what happens when you play together for 100 years. we played good too i think, the sound guy came up to me at the end and told me how much better we we're then miss moll hatchet. luckily im friends with the house sound guys other wise we would have been screwed. screwed meaning they wernt going to mic the drums untill the house sound guys got there extra mics and cables and hooked us up. the molly hatchet sound guy was a fucking idiot, he was friendly and all, but what a dick! i think my guitarist sucked off all the guys in the band and never saw hide nor hair of any luns ball. ha

A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, March 04, 2001 at 12:45:13 (PST)

what a relief to hear about your guitar player, it just wouldn't be right for a fellow KEYBOARD guy to give Molly Hatchet head

[maybe Ultravox, but not Molly Hatchet]

A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, March 04, 2001 at 14:00:45 (PST)

Luna reported that exactly NONE of the original Molly Hatchet members are in the current band.

A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, March 04, 2001 at 19:57:08 (PST)

WHAT? Definitely NO HEAD from this website!

A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, March 04, 2001 at 20:58:19 (PST)
You should look at this web page.

heh! good thing i didn't blow them. but i do think i impregnated about 87% of the dirty old women on there tour bus.

A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, March 05, 2001 at 12:51:00 (PST)
You should look at this web page.

Badham, I saw a Metro piece by Jane Lopes in the Middleboro Gazette about your dick, concerning sightings of it around town, some of them in the ladies room at a local tavern, others in a parking lot/mattress in a van setting, etc. I noticed it made the 10 LEAST Wanted list in the police log on page 5...

What I'm getting at here is this...

If Mugtoe has his Lent discpline keepin' his beloved "Wally" in check, I don't think its too much to ask that you try to curb the mention of your penis in the Middleboro Gazette, it seems like its on every fucking page! Its disgusting.

A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, March 05, 2001 at 18:54:01 (PST)

jane lopes, HEH!!! she sucks in the sack

A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, March 06, 2001 at 12:39:35 (PST)

Lopes, Metro, and Middleboro. Three things that really do not go together.

A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, March 06, 2001 at 19:03:24 (PST)




Did someone say Jennifer Lopez? I'd have to say, I'd probably drink her bath water...
well maybe not, but I bet I could sell the hell out of that shit!!

OH, and happy birthday Miss EJ!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, March 06, 2001 at 19:04:69 (PST)

I saw this website and just KNEW I had to say hello to my #1 fan Fractious. HI MISS ANG!!

A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, March 06, 2001 at 19:41:32 (PST)

Very cute, Shocko. You have WAY too much time on your hands.

A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, March 07, 2001 at 08:06:29 (PST)

Not bad, Shocko.

He's a tricky bastard, ain't he?

A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, March 07, 2001 at 18:50:53 (PST)
You should look at this web page.

It's hard to be humble.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, March 07, 2001 at 18:53:69 (PST)
Uh, huh huh huh,
We're gonna score.

A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, March 08, 2001 at 02:56:12 (PST)

WooHoo!

/me smooths out her dress.

A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, March 08, 2001 at 12:13:14 (PST)
You should look at this web page.

On Bonanza, they're praising Sherrif Roy Koffee for using brains instead of guns.

Of course, this is bullshit, because if they took the concept to its fullest extent, they would use art instead of guns.

I guaran-damn-tee ya, if you make PPX sherrif, some motherfucking heads are gonna roll. Any fool that comes at me with a .jpg of a gun is going to get more than pencil lead in his [or her] butt.

A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, March 08, 2001 at 19:36:52 (PST)

Hey Doc, what happened to the road hazard page? I want to know what happened!

A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, March 08, 2001 at 19:44:48 (PST)

Check end of last month's Churn.

A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, March 09, 2001 at 01:31:02 (PST)

damn I was really getting into the road hazzard concept too
(handing doc a box of NyQuil)
I agree with the brains over guns debate
a good headbutt can solve most dilemmas

A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, March 09, 2001 at 16:31:28 (PST)
You should look at this web page.

I found an LP in cherry condition in my collection [over 500 LP's]:

THE BEST OF THE LOVIN' SPOONFUL

Don't you just know that sounds great on vinyl?

Oh, yes, all you vintage vinyl music freaks will have to come live with the guru, and learn the art of studio maintainance, guitar cord soldering, and hefty garbage bag usage in general.

But the rewards are ecstatic... I also have a PERFECT vinyl copy of Kontakte [1960] by Karlheinz Stockhausen on Deutsch Grammophone...

Of course the Doktor has a Technics turntable with a DJ needle, and a state of the art VINTAGE analog sound system, as well as a digitsl recording studio, he makes CD's like most people take shits... DAILY.

/me is buried under emails from music groupies wanting to be my personal studio rat

A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, March 09, 2001 at 17:19:33 (PST)

Did you tell them what Babycat did to the last studio rat???

A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, March 09, 2001 at 20:37:58 (PST)
You should look at this web page.


she loves her daddy



A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, March 10, 2001 at 00:54:55 (PST)

When Molly Hatchet first came out with "Flirtin' with Disaster" it was pretty cool. We had just won the second World War and folks felt the need to let off pressure, and three toothless guitarists who looked like they smelled bad and needed to shave was just the ticket. I saw MH, Outlaws and Black Sabbath all on the same night back in 77, and couldn't focus my eyes for days. Everybody kept reaching down for their volume knobs all night. After a while it sounded like a swarm of bees invaded my head. We got to see why Marshall amps do that smoke-burn-melt thing when you do that to them. It was AWFUL. Those bands should have been trying to give US blow-jobs.

True story; about 10 years later, a woman in a leather store gave me a $100 leather vest because she thought I was the bass player for the Outlaws. I should have slapped her, but I took it, and signed her jacket in a completely illegible scrawl. Rock Star to hasbeen in a nanosecond.

A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, March 12, 2001 at 00:05:17 (PST)

Baby...you make me walk like a camel

A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, March 12, 2001 at 16:21:34 (PST)
You should look at this web page.

BILLY SAVES THE DAY


Just when a shitty day could not get much shittier, it did. I was playing around on the net when all of a sudden I hear my zip drive fire up, and I wasn't suing it. after checking, I found a VBS file in there. I checked the otehr drives and sure enough, more of them boogers. I hollered at my good old buddy, Billy and set him to work. Check the link above and you'll see what I got hit with.

I have been humbled, hopefully though, with Billy's assistance, I stopped the damn thing before it got worse. THANK YOU BILLY.

Also, if the email is true that I received this afternoon, the extended #ARF family has lost someone special. My condolences.

A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, March 12, 2001 at 16:34:01 (PST)

: (

A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, March 12, 2001 at 19:08:54 (PST)

aww, that really sucks

A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, March 14, 2001 at 16:43:58 (PST)
You should look at this web page.

Hey, the CORRS are cool.

A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, March 15, 2001 at 20:58:47 (PST)

You're more than welcome shockers! you just owe me a few sexual favors as all.. I'll add them to your tab. :o)

A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, March 16, 2001 at 13:04:49 (PST)
You should look at this web page.

The Infamous Veronica just told me:

"Te aguellen los calsones de muerte."

Does anyone care to show their multi-ethnic prowess by attempting a translation?

BTW, she's lying. She knows damn well I can't even FIND those things.

A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, March 16, 2001 at 13:28:02 (PST)

"aguellen" and "calsones" don't exist in Spanish, so what you have there is "You aguellen the calsones of death."

Seems to me she's lying too; I've never known you to aguellen a calsone ever, much less a calsone of death.

A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, March 16, 2001 at 16:00:11 (PST)
You should look at this web page.

FYI - that isn't "Spanish", its "Mexican". There's a difference. Even more specifically, its not standard Tex-Mex, but rather Border Mexican, from the OTHER side, not this side. There are many "slangs" of Spanish. San Antonio Mexican seems to be what they speak around here.

It translates thus:
"The smell of your underwear is of death."

Now, before you get the wrong idea, please keep in mind, the Infamous And Undenialbly Foxey Veronica is a married woman. We were just tempting to write heavy metal lyrics with a 'meskin edge'.

A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, March 16, 2001 at 16:07:51 (PST)

My dad used to ride with Pancho Villa.

A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, March 16, 2001 at 17:45:06 (PST)

During Desert Storm, I presume.

A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, March 17, 2001 at 07:12:41 (PST)
You should look at this web page.

I don't know how I became the messenger, just luck, I guess, but I was told this by Luna when I asked how her and Dave are doing:

tell the arf crowd we love em, k?

Y'all got that? Straight from the horse's mouth. Well, I guess Little Luna is more of a pony. A CUTE lil' pony at that!

A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, March 17, 2001 at 23:43:39 (PST)

Alright folks, time for all the old horn dogs (and we all know who we are) to saddle upto the bar, slick back our hair, lick our eyebrows (John's personal favorite) and welcome to the world of OFFICIAL adulthood...

MISS PINKY!!!

Happy Birthday!!! and let the flirting begin!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, March 17, 2001 at 23:44:36 (PST)

Oh, and to Miss luna and Dave...

Back atcha.


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, March 18, 2001 at 13:44:50 (PST)

YAY!
I'm legal!
Just three more years untill i can buy alcohol and gamble!

A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, March 18, 2001 at 15:11:14 (PST)

I am torn between being repulsed at the thought of drool dripping eye brows and being intrigued by a tongue that can preform such feats.

Smacking the hand of any boy who puts a finger on Miss Pink at 18! Happy Birthday!


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, March 19, 2001 at 00:14:00 (PST)
You should look at this web page.

thats not my finger...

A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, March 19, 2001 at 10:12:08 (PST)
You should look at this web page.

one time I worked for a software company
me & the boss used to get real high on dope
but my job was writing music for .mid files
he taught me Windows 3.1, so I made this "fake" desktop
with all these bogus program icons like TimeWaster Deluxe, etc.
the thing is, it looked just like Windows' Program Manager
[this is back in 94]
but mine was Program Mangler
my boss put it as the backwall picture on the company computers
his two top programmers came back from lunch
saw my bogus screen, and assumed a virus had invaded the company network
my boss kept quiet while they struggled for 2 hours trying to figure out the insideous worm
finally, these brilliant programmers realized it was just a .bmp in the background
and they were PISSED!!
they finally calmed down, but me and their boss laughed our asses off the whole time!!!!!
I was a total novice idiot, but my counterfeit desktop, Program Mangler,
was misinterpreted to high heaven by guys with lots of brains
and a high paranoia of trojan viruses
later on, my boss told me, if he wasn't the boss, he would have been fired for pulling such a prank

A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, March 19, 2001 at 12:12:11 (PST)

Joke's on you. Looks to me like Bill Gates stole your phony interface, as it currently adorns Windows2000.

A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, March 19, 2001 at 13:25:16 (PST)

:)

A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, March 19, 2001 at 18:57:04 (PST)

heehee..
Kurt,
Erik really liked that story

A Butter Patty from: Max T. Bader
on Wednesday, March 21, 2001 at 15:53:32 (PST)

Okay, so a recent scientific study sought to find out why you can't tickle yourself. The conclusion was "because you know it's you." So how do they explain masturbation then?

A Butter Patty from: Hairy Reasoner
on Wednesday, March 21, 2001 at 23:16:41 (PST)

Well, if it's the same group of geniuses who came up with "because you know it's you", then their conclusion regarding masturbation would probably be "'cause that thing's got a life of its own."

A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, March 22, 2001 at 20:17:07 (PST)

ok, My last post didnt go through....
Anytways, Im not going to school b/c of a shooting tomarrow and death threats and all.
I'm so happy I have 12 weeks left. Public schools are awful.

A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, March 22, 2001 at 20:55:18 (PST)
You should look at this web page.

The publication of "A Mathematical Theory Of Music" (1949) inspired Belar and Olsen to create a machine to generate music based on a system of random probability. The theory being that random variations of already created popular songs could be used to create new marketeable songs.This flawed theory never [*] came to fruition partly due to the lack of sufficient processing power available at the time and partly to the mistaken concept that the basis of composition could be gleaned from mathematical analysis of a muscial piece.

[*] FIGHT THE POWER by Public Enemy [1991]
main beat made from a James Brown loop layered with snippets other famous funk groups like Zapp, The Jacksons, and Funkadelic.
I love the lyrics about Elvis:
Chuck D: "the sucker was straight up racist, simple and plain"
Flavor Flav: "motherfuck him AND John Wayne!"

A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, March 25, 2001 at 10:32:59 (PST)
You should look at this web page.

WARNING!
It has come to our attention this message board is being regularly spied upon by a couple of dried-up, corn husking lesbians.
[see above link]

A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, March 25, 2001 at 16:20:50 (PST)

*covers up the keyhole*

A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, March 26, 2001 at 15:47:20 (PST)

The above post reminds me of a joke about hot buttered corn. Think those corn husking lesbians have heard it yet? Howdy girls when are you going to give in and just fuck the boys brains out you know you want to.

A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, March 27, 2001 at 22:12:19 (PST)

*sigh*...... it'll never end

A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, March 28, 2001 at 21:13:19 (PST)

Hello from Mississippi!

It's been a long time since I've visited this place, and much longer since I've been on IRC at all, but I just heard this place's name mentioned in another message board and couldn't resist dropping by to spew spittle & yammer excitedly about it. I've been posting (lurking mostly) at www.mrcranky.com, a movie review site, and the gfy page was recommended by one of the more respectable, clean types.

So, whoa, then. All the convenient & relevant mystical shite really has turned outout to be true: it really is all a big wheel. Splat. Drive off.

1. Howdy Doc.

2. Howdy Katherine.

3. Howdy Sli.

4. Howdy Luna2.

5. Howdy fractious.

6. Howdy shock.

7. etc

gxis la revido-

-Ben

A Butter Patty from: old school dave
on Wednesday, March 28, 2001 at 22:37:27 (PST)

sorry, couldn't resist...if ben's throwing down then i've gotta put something up too...so here you go...the most profoundly affecting piece of verse that i've ever encountered...

Milk, milk, lemonade...
Around the corner,
Fudge is made.

Almost haiku-esque, wouldn't you agree?

hee hee...love to all...ta ta

-dave

A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, March 29, 2001 at 00:08:15 (PST)

Ben!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was just thinking about you the other day. I had come across a picture of a white leaf you took. How have you been, what is up with you and all that other stuff? Do not drop off the end of the world again. e-mail my lame ass easterjbunny@earthlink.net

A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, March 29, 2001 at 14:52:13 (PST)

I know it's been a while...but what time does everyone show up in the barn?

A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, March 29, 2001 at 14:56:14 (PST)

PPX and I have been here all afternoon, waiting for you, Luna!

A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, March 30, 2001 at 16:18:04 (PST)

Luna tried to make me be jealous because Doc took a very large, well documented CRAP. She thinks I really care who takes the biggest dump. Besides, I've taken a lot bigger dumps than that.

A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, March 30, 2001 at 17:32:11 (PST)

The hell you say! As I described to Luna, mine was about the size of YOU. If you've produced larger, we expect pictures! None of this "I took a shit during Desert Storm that caused Saddam to surrender unconditionally!" crap, so to speak.

A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, March 30, 2001 at 18:06:56 (PST)

not that it's the size that matters or anything
coz it's not
but when I stayed with paula and james in UT James got me to verify a turd that was over 20" long in an australian toilet it would have snapped in two but due to the floatation that it could employ in a water filled US style crapper, it remained intact until flushing where it broke apart upon entering the s bend

A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, March 30, 2001 at 19:46:52 (PST)

My dad took a shit 5 wonderful feet across and over 12 feet tall! [in Vietnam]

A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, March 30, 2001 at 20:24:38 (PST)

*Wow*

A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, March 31, 2001 at 03:57:36 (PST)

You guys are full of shit.

: )

A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, March 31, 2001 at 05:08:29 (PST)
You should look at this web page.

Im trapped in this stupid hotel.

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