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A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, April 01, 2001 at 00:04:13 (PST)

Hey Gang Long Time No See, let me catch you all up on whats been happening.
Ive become a Mormon, Im doing missionary work ( and no not the missionary position, Doc) in the congo and hope to return home to track down all my children and marry all their mothers. I havent had a drink or committed the vile sin of fornication in 4 months. Im going to be doing mission work in Kentucky when I get back to the states, I look forward to seeing you luna. I have also been chosen to play the Role of Daniel D Day Lewis in a modern Christian adaptation of Animal House, we are combining the glory of Noahs Ark with a message about the evils of sins of the flesh. Look forward to seeing all of you soon
Blessings and Joy to You
Brother Geffen

A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, April 01, 2001 at 15:37:10 (PDT)

LOL!!!!

A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, April 01, 2001 at 16:00:42 (PDT)

Did I mention I am moving to Canada?

A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, April 01, 2001 at 17:58:35 (PDT)

Well now i have a pic of my own and I know it's just like me the cutest kitten in the world hehehe
I can dream right
Canada? say what???
Anyways i just wanted to make a post with my new found good looks hehe
*HUGS*

A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, April 03, 2001 at 11:03:59 (PDT)

Any word on a Rake Fest this year?

A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, April 03, 2001 at 13:52:04 (PDT)

"Everyoneās heard the stories of sex on stage," Manson stated. "And yes, there were a couple of instances and itās not to say I won't do it again. But, hey, Iām an entertainer -- and I hate virgins. I strongly believe that if you havenāt been fucked, donāt talk to me."

A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, April 04, 2001 at 12:44:25 (PDT)

Ha ha! That crazy Charlie.

A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, April 04, 2001 at 15:55:43 (PDT)

you sure it was charlie?

A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, April 05, 2001 at 08:00:49 (PDT)

I had a dog named charlie. "Here boy!"

A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, April 06, 2001 at 01:49:25 (PDT)

are there goats in Canada?
you'll also probably have to Fur-line your go-go boots.

A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, April 06, 2001 at 06:24:52 (PDT)

I dont know about goats but there are canadian sheep
baaaaaaaaaaa, eh

A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, April 06, 2001 at 13:34:53 (PDT)

i think i've got a touch of mad canadian sheep. do they make some sort of cream for this?

A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, April 06, 2001 at 15:06:00 (PDT)

Conjunctivitis

A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, April 06, 2001 at 17:17:59 (PDT)

I came home today and my rat Jajuka died. He was 2 years old.

A Butter Patty from: Das Q
on Friday, April 06, 2001 at 21:22:56 (PDT)
You should look at this web page.

Oh god... not the KENTUCKY! You should stay in the Congo where it's safe!


Um, did I mention that perhaps Dalnet should get it's head out of it's ass, and allow people on cable modems and DSL's (With firewalls) access to their servers? I mean, I know they let AOL back on and all... cuz their goodhearted citizens and all...
I swear to fuck that I'll start a new agency which allows you to slander the members of the chambers of non-commerce in this nation just as soon as I get the time...

In the meantime, I miss ya all...

-Off like a Dirty Shirt

A Butter Patty from: B©©BIES
on Friday, April 06, 2001 at 21:49:50 (PDT)

I just realized, that a name like 'Das Q' may be confuseled with ScottQQ, so i figgered I best make myself known, iffin in case ya didn't catch it froms the tagline...

'Wait... What was your favorite marble'
'Bootorama'
'the guy who always promises to show up at rake fest parties but then never does'
'Bops billyz on the head with a rake... congrats you are victim number 1,985,023'

-RpmQ

A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, April 06, 2001 at 22:43:33 (PDT)

Rob!!!

Open port 113 baby! Join us!

I have a cable modem with a LInksys router with a built in firewall. All you gotta do is open port 113 for chat, and 4990-5000 for DCC, on your router.

A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, April 07, 2001 at 01:17:33 (PDT)

Was that a naked man I just saw?

A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, April 07, 2001 at 17:47:44 (PDT)

that depends if you were following one of Doc's links Alice

A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, April 07, 2001 at 19:24:06 (PDT)
You should look at this web page.

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT BATMAN!!

When did Rob find a woman to marry? And why didn't that asshole invite any of us?!?!? Is it because he's gonna be wearing a kilt? Or did some of get an invite and not tell the rest of us?

If I didn't know any better, I'd say he was ashamed of us... or afraid that he would say Fitzie's name when saying 'I Do.'

Whichever it us, FUCK YOU ROB!! And the bagpipe you you rode in on!!!!







j/k
Congrats Dude!!

A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, April 07, 2001 at 21:59:33 (PDT)

Is Fitzie going to be the flowergirl?

A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, April 07, 2001 at 23:52:39 (PDT)

If Rob is wearing a kilt to his wedding we know what will be under it.
Rob is getting married? A brave girl indeed.

A Butter Patty from: Rob
on Sunday, April 08, 2001 at 02:06:46 (PDT)

Shock you actually visited the link? Yeah I'm getting married... and yes I'm wearin a kilt... It's gonna be scary.
I tried opening port 113 for chat, but it still says I don't have identd? installed. I tried the new MIRC and enabled the identd thingy with no luck. Not sure what the prob could be beyond that.
Bill emailed a few weeks back, said he'd be in Indy and give me a shout, be he never did that bastard head!

A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, April 08, 2001 at 05:45:04 (PDT)

Prom dresses... geeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!

A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, April 09, 2001 at 01:58:21 (PDT)

Always a Bridesmaid, never a Bride WOAH is me.......


/me Adjusts his Kilt and heads back to his cave...

Fitzie

A Butter Patty from: Rob
on Tuesday, April 10, 2001 at 13:32:03 (PDT)

LOL Fitzie, how are ya honey bunchkins!?

**smooches**

Cuz fitzies the only one I hug n kiss!
-r

A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, April 11, 2001 at 18:41:44 (PDT)

wooooooooo hooooooooooo!
Spring Break for me!

A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, April 11, 2001 at 20:33:48 (PDT)
You should look at this web page.

Go to Fan Photos

See if you can find me. I am in the first fan picture in the second row!!!

A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, April 11, 2001 at 22:05:40 (PDT)
You should look at this web page.

precious jewels from mouth of Festus Haggin

"Hold yer taters."

"Pooch up like an old toad."

"I'll get onto you like ugly on an ape."

"I made a bigger mess than a sow's bed."

"You went and treed yourself the wrong possum."

"He ain't got the gumption to pound sand for a rat hole."

"This here will grow hair on your elbows."

"You learn a thing a day, you store up smart."


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, April 13, 2001 at 14:45:06 (PDT)

wheee, its now spring break!

A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, April 14, 2001 at 04:46:47 (PDT)

Do something that makes you wanna dance :)

A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, April 14, 2001 at 18:30:36 (PDT)
You should look at this web page.

Badham is famous!

A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, April 14, 2001 at 23:38:31 (PDT)

damn look at my nuts go!

A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, April 15, 2001 at 10:37:39 (PDT)

I've experimented on Badham's nuts extensively, and I made them dance a LOT MORE than that. I never showed my results, because they didn't dance quite enough to suit my own standards, but I promise you they were Fred Astaire and Ginger Rodgers, compared to that lil' quivvering rodent legume page. Maybe we should have some sort of competition, to get some closure? Badham's nuts deserve to be swingin', like Count Basie's band. I'm sure you haven't forgotten my skills back in the days of SEXTETTE... I know I can get those puppies in serious motion.

A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, April 15, 2001 at 17:29:57 (PDT)

Second row of swinging squrriels...his little toe is keeping nut time!!!!

Mikey this is right up your alley perhaps it will help with the heart break over Rob.

A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, April 16, 2001 at 09:00:01 (PDT)

Sad note:
Joey Ramone died of lymphatic cancer.
Weirdest of all, he was 49 years old, OLDER than PPX!

A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, April 16, 2001 at 14:10:43 (PDT)

Who knew he had cancer???? I just thought he had that cool rock star build on purpose :/

A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, April 16, 2001 at 15:08:59 (PDT)

there's a guy in San Antonio getting sentenced 10 yrs. for putting video cams all over the place, various malls, his church, he even broke into his neighbor's house and planted cams. the judge watched a 12 year old girl taking a pee, and that was the straw that broke the camel's back. he got busted carrying a cam in a bag looking up ladies dresses at a local mall.

A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, April 16, 2001 at 19:35:58 (PDT)

You mean to say someone's actuallt older than you Kurt???
hehe

A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, April 16, 2001 at 19:48:27 (PDT)

Okay so i can't spell......bite me :P

A Butter Patty from: the old school dave-o
on Monday, April 16, 2001 at 20:46:13 (PDT)
You should look at this web page.

Hey Robbiekins...spell off...

H

-dave

A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, April 17, 2001 at 08:50:32 (PDT)

video cam perv update:

the video cam guy got busted with a cam on his SHOE, doing women on an escallator, and in a dressing room at a mall

there's no law in Texas against the video thing, so he got 10 years for burglary, planting cams in his neighbor's house

note to Clawdies, Huggies, Shaggies, Saggies, and Baggies:
being 23 years old might give you a sense of false security, but trust me darlin', you will be old before you can even blink twice, so remember this advice Pappy-X has given you, and while you're at it, c'mere and give Pappy a lil' kiss...

A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, April 17, 2001 at 16:37:57 (PDT)

Oh c'mon Kurt,we all know i'm half your age heheh :P

A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 at 09:52:22 (PDT)

half my age has never mattered before, not since I was 34. hehe. that's when I had my 17 year old wife, DD, also known as the Dick Sucking Snitch from Hell. my point is this: she is now 32 years old. it happened just like that... [snaps fingers] we broke up when I got Babycat, so don't get too used to being "young", it doesn't last, trust me...

A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 at 19:23:59 (PDT)

ppx isn't bitter at all

A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, April 18, 2001 at 19:28:37 (PDT)

Nah i don't think he is either Luna
/me looks at ppx's above comment and giggles.
~Am I good,I'm good~ heheh

A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, April 20, 2001 at 23:44:06 (PDT)

I wonder how many australians will be liable for prosecution when they tune into "big brother" the voyeur show that's about to premiere

A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, April 21, 2001 at 05:19:14 (PDT)

wasn't that oringally called "1984" or was that "animal farm"?

A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, April 21, 2001 at 06:14:33 (PDT)

Big Brother, now that was a bad show. Nothing like watchin people sit on their asses and do nothing.
If I wanted to see that, I would put a mirror in my living room.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, April 21, 2001 at 07:04:69 (PST)


War is Peace,
Freedom is Slavery,
Ignorance is Strength

And remember,
Big Brother is watching you.

A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, April 21, 2001 at 09:59:44 (PDT)

Hell, I always thought
Ignorance is Bliss.



A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, April 21, 2001 at 12:13:58 (PDT)
You should look at this web page.

That's not Big Brother, that's a picture of Shock when he's loaded.

A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, April 21, 2001 at 18:57:28 (PDT)

yeah shocko according to that website you're far to loaded up
stop messin with the system man

A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, April 22, 2001 at 13:46:16 (PDT)
You should look at this web page.

classic... you'd think they would have put a little more thought into the wording of the last link on that page....

"continue Mormon Masturbation"

there are just no good pictures that come to mind with that phrase!

A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, April 22, 2001 at 16:03:06 (PDT)

Eveyone know that Big Brother is Paul Newman.

A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, April 22, 2001 at 16:52:22 (PDT)

......and Billy you are looking up Morman masturbation for what reason? Ok everyone lets help Billy out with his nasty habit and give him sugestions how to quit.

#1 The hair on your palms is a real bitch to shave and those nick and cuts of a blade can be embrassing to explain.

A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, April 22, 2001 at 20:53:30 (PDT)
You should look at this web page.

I conquered the urge to 'slam gland' thru rigorous techniques learned back when I used to cut off my dope customers, just to watch them squirm. Then I'd raise the price, and tell them the good news that I managed to score some new shit after all.

Even though I beat off that addiction, I still am unable to keep from 'spanking the monkey' on an all-too-regular basis, because its no longer a sexual thing, its a power trip, I only do it because it makes my hand feel so damn in control...
/me pants while resting jacking arm

and that's why I always say:
masturbation and manual dexterity go hand in hand
you can't get rid of one without getting rid of the other

Jesus said, "If thy eye offend thee, pluck it out..."

Here, use this.
/me offers the Tennessee Toothpick, a 14" Bowie knife used to cut flesh, quickly and deeply

A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, April 25, 2001 at 01:53:58 (PDT)

hi, im sick and cant sleep cuz i keep coughing and am going crazy, when i realized that I have known all you ppl for a year now. Just wanted to say thanks for helping me stay sane (or crazy, I forget)

A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, April 25, 2001 at 23:29:52 (PDT)
You should look at this web page.

look! my balls are swinging al over the net

A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, April 26, 2001 at 10:33:08 (PDT)

do y'all get into Wilford Brimley?
I'm into memorizing Wilford Brimley commercials,
then recreating them by acting them out, word for word
the response has been phenomenal
there is now a whole group of Wilford Brimley lookalikes
following Popeye-X and asking him to write scripts for their get-togethers
the problem is, I DON'T LIKE Wilford Brimley, so there is somewhat of a conflict
does anyone know of a Wilford Brimley lookalike website I could send all these oatmeal box waving shitheads to?
any help would be appreciated

A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, April 26, 2001 at 12:38:54 (PDT)
You should look at this web page.

Wilford doesn't even seem to have a fan club. But I learned that he supports cockfighting.

A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, April 27, 2001 at 01:53:47 (PDT)

really? maybe him and badham should hook up
I hear 'the hammer' has one hell of an roundhouse

A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, April 27, 2001 at 14:36:16 (PDT)

~glad to see you
~i've been waiting
~i'm the one they call knitter

~i can wind you
~like a wool thread
~knot you up into a sweater

=cheri knight
(very cool)

A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, April 27, 2001 at 17:05:23 (PDT)
You should look at this web page.

Nothing says "cool" like songs about knitting, unless it's bowling on TV.

A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, April 28, 2001 at 12:37:08 (PDT)

My drunken neighbor's wife woke up with extreme pussy pains. She tried to tough it out, but now she's in the hospital getting a hysterectomy. [probably not spelled right, sorry Doc] Anyway I was consolling my drunken neighbor, and he's particularly drunk today, and I told him, "When they cut her pussy out, you can still fuck it in a jar."
[plays UNCLE MEAT by Zappa]
I'm such a kind and gentle neighbor, plus I've got dope.

A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, April 29, 2001 at 00:55:31 (PDT)

Hey Doc, whatever happened to that Unspeakably Stupid Stories site? Those were good reading material, dammit... now I can't see 'em.

A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, April 29, 2001 at 01:54:05 (PDT)
You should look at this web page.


I remember hearing about this on the radio and news when it happened.
I had no idea they had such a cool site about it tho.

A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, April 29, 2001 at 09:44:43 (PDT)
You should look at this web page.

They are still there, Sour.

A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, April 30, 2001 at 05:25:58 (PDT)

Excellent... couple days ago I kept getting a 403 Forbidden, but it works now.

A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, April 30, 2001 at 22:19:38 (PDT)

High school is about over. When I was a little kid (elementary) I didn't think I'd live to see this day. I thought I would die before I would get this old. Now as I finish high school im thinking "OMG what was I thinking during my freshmen year when I was so shy and thought girls were stupid. I should have been hitting on them and getting all that pussy ever night!" But now its all over, I must face something people keep telling me is called "THE REAL WORLD" uh-oh ... sounds frightening. I imagine theres something worth it out there.

Rambling is such a stress reliever. Prom is not a stress reliever. Slow dancing with your date? Not a stress reliever. Having to take her home right after prom. Kinda a stress reliever, but no cure for the blue balls. heh. This summer is going to be a good summer I hope. This girl I took to prom I really like, and the best part is she doesn't already have a boyfriend. Monogamy is a very annoying western idea. But its for the best I would say, so I guess I'll have to go along with it.

Isnt that so cute? Aren't I so superficial? Life is superficial. What the fuck does superficial mean exactly? It seems to fit well though. I guess i'll die someday, i guess you'll die someday. Please don't wait around for me though, I have too much time on my hands and too little experience under my belt.

Help me out here guys. I should definatly try to get laid this summer. I hope I will. Please send money to the "Lets get this dude laid" fund. All proceeds, of course, will goto the many dates that I will probably have to spend money on just get in this bitches pants. But don't get me wrong, I do also want to experience the mind-boggling social phenomenon knowing as a "relationship" but ... wait i lost my train of thought, eh, oh well, Happy Thanksgiving (eh?)

A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, April 30, 2001 at 23:31:37 (PDT)

Sheesh a collection huh? Well lets see... Scotty... Johno...and now Zac... shit we should just have a telethon. Kurt's kids he can rent a circa 73 powder blue tux and sing while Doc does his Ed McMahon laugh at his jokes and everyone can call in a pledge to get the boys some nookie. We could get shitty Vegas acts to perform...someone call Eddie Money tell him we have a head dress and a bottle of Jose with his name on it

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